Said that I’m a douche bag, won’t call back. The worst hangover you ever had. #fuckuover #summerset #douchebag

Said that I’m a douche bag, won’t call back. The worst hangover you ever had. #fuckuover #summerset #douchebag

Soooooo bored. Thank god training is almost over.

Soooooo bored. Thank god training is almost over.

Just cut my hair and trimmed my beard. Someone tell me how handsome I am.

Just cut my hair and trimmed my beard. Someone tell me how handsome I am.

I think pink and green looks pretty good on me

I think pink and green looks pretty good on me

This is why we can’t have nice things.

This is why we can’t have nice things.

It’s been a bum around and read out on the porch kind of day (Taken with Instagram)

It’s been a bum around and read out on the porch kind of day (Taken with Instagram)

Do I have anything in my beard? #boredasfuck (Taken with Instagram)

Do I have anything in my beard? #boredasfuck (Taken with Instagram)

Today’s book of the day, Rules of Attraction, brought to you by my all time favorite author Bret Easton Ellis.

Today’s book of the day, Rules of Attraction, brought to you by my all time favorite author Bret Easton Ellis.

First time I’ve gotten dressed in days (Taken with Instagram)

First time I’ve gotten dressed in days (Taken with Instagram)

Am I a hipster yet? #hipster #dumbass #me (Taken with Instagram)

Am I a hipster yet? #hipster #dumbass #me (Taken with Instagram)